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Book Title: The Wholly Book of Genesis
Record Number: 1928
Author: Jay Dubya
Author Bio: Jay Dubya is author John Wiessner’s pen name and also his initials (J.W.). John has written twenty-four e-books in the genres of adult satire, adult action/adventure, sci-fi/paranormal, children’s literature and non-fiction. Twelve of Jay Dubya’s books are now in hardcover editions. John lives with wife Joanne in Hammonton, NJ USA. The couple has three grown sons. When not writing or editing manuscripts, John likes listening to Beach Boys, Beatles, ELO, Fleetwood Mac, Eagles, John Fogarty and to '50s and '60s classic rock music. Jay Dubya also enjoys watching Phillies and Yankees TV baseball games.
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Binding: Paperback Format
Author Email ID: johnweissner@prodigy.net
Book Description:   The Wholly Book of Genesis is adult humor featuring adult situations, language and content. The book satirizes the Story of Creation, The Great Flood, The Tower of Babel, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. The author (a former English teacher) also finds fault with grammatical problems in Genesis such as poor pronoun-antecedent constructions, redundancy and weak organization of content. A young Arab terrorist named Mohammed Kareem Jihad discovers in a mountain limestone’ cave ancient papyrus renditions of the books of Genesis and Exodus. He rushes into Jericho and sells his discoveries to two archeological researchers, Professor Philip Collins and Dr. Allen Qaeda, who buy the precious ancient scrolls from young Mohammed for a carton of cigarettes, two hand grenades and a used AK-47. Professor Phil Collins was an authority on the Book of Genesis, and Dr. Al Qaeda was a scholar on the Book of Exodus. They translated the versions (which preceded the Dead Sea Scrolls by many centuries) and found that about half of the Books of Genesis and Exodus had been edited out by ancient scribes and priests to make the texts more moral and virtuous. After translating the new renditions, Professor Philip Collins e-mails copies of the translated texts to his nephew, the author. A day later a Palestinian rocket hits the Jerusalem home where the men were doing their valuable research. Both Professor Phil Collins and Dr. Al Qaeda were killed, and the original documents were also destroyed in the missile attack. The only remaining versions were the electronic e-mails that are now files in the author’s computer. Jay Dubya now presents the unabridged translation of the Wholly Book of Genesis.
Book Pages: 273
Price:   $18.95
Ebook Format Available   Pdf
Ebook Price   $7.95
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