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The Autobiography of Mrs. McSkullcrusht

by Woody White

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The suburb of Cherish was on the verge of maintaining its status quo, the local townsfolk had a knack of occasionally predicted the weather and Mrs. McSkullcrusht was a hopelessly normal young girl lacking any physical or mental defects and having no real fiscally-difficult hurdles to leap. Her parents loved her very much but were sometimes strict when she made questionable decisions; she knew it was for her own good and loved them for it. She learned to combat these many obstacles in the only way she knew how?by being as unbelievably ordinary as a female could be. This book chronicles her dramatic struggle of going from training bras to training a cashier at the grocery store to seeing Training Day in the theater. Was it fair for Ethan Hawke to be up for an Academy Award in this over-hyped flick? Mrs. McSkullcrusht certainly has an opinion on this topic and much much more. Mrs. McSkullcrusht never climbed any mountains, solved any life-riddles, slept with any celebrities, nor survived any horrific accidents. Detailed insight from the day Mrs. McSkullcrusht rides a bus to school and manages a B on her history quiz. She hates peas and wants a puppy. She once met a guy who looked like Lance Armstrong. There was the time she hit a beach ball. But I can't give away all the secrets - to know the whole story, you'll have to read the book.

Number of pages:196

About the Author:

Woody White and Joseph Long are old school chums who have taken different paths since graduating Ball State University in 1994. Woody has held numerous jobs until currently entrenched as the graphic artist at the state medical association while also doing free-lance illustration. Joe has been climbing the educational ladder until recently accepting a professorship position in St. Paul, Minnesota. Both Joe and Woody have long shared an odd sense of humor and this book is a fine example.

Email: woodywhite@sbcglobal.net

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